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Countdown Standard
Monday April 13
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6:20 PM
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6 hours ago
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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.
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macr0t0r
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Nope, still ambiguous. You need to pre-declare the trigger. It should be, "On three: One, Two, THREE!"
Lightning
Friday April 10
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3 days ago
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Maybe you should wear one too? I guess I'm taller than you, so as long as I have one we're fine.
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Overton
Wednesday April 8
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5 days ago
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I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.
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Grammar
Monday April 6
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7 days ago
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Communication is one of the most popular ways to transmit information, ahead of rivals such as
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Day Counter
Friday April 3
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10 days ago
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It has been −2,147,483,648 days since our last integer overflow.
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Wednesday April 1
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12 days ago
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This xkcd.com update introduces a variety of new reading modes which can be activated through the menu.
leonick
11 days ago
And he isn't kidding, do visit the site and check out the various not so useful modes added.
summerofjay
11 days ago
Oh man, how long will I stare at the Screensaver mode waiting for the perfect corner bounce?!?!
jlvanderzwan
9 days ago
I was expecting Vivaldi to start playing when I selected "Spring" (or Edvard Grieg's "Morning" and was surprised nothing seemed to happen
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wyeager
12 days ago
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Beware: Space Opera Mode.
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