At least people who make religious predictions of the apocalypse have an answer to the question 'Why didn't you predict any of the other ones that happened recently?'
The statue should be in the likeness of whatever sculptor posted the sculpting tool repair video that was most helpful during the installation of the statue.
Even geology papers about Heart Mountain are like, "Look, we all agree this 'volcanic gas earthquake hovercraft' thing seems like it can't possibly be right, but..."
Had to look it up, and glad I did: "the largest landslide ever found on Earth's surface (larger landslides exist in the ocean)" ... I hearby move that landslides in the ocean be renamed as waterslides.